axew:

Ladies and gentlemen, these are 99% real!!!

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7,008 notes2 years ago

projectsnt:

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Welp here it is.  The thing I’ve been teasing for quite some time.

Soybean I clicked expecting to cringe but I ended finding this more adorable than cringeful why ; w;

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224 notes2 years ago

wysteriamage:

obviously jeff totey hasn’t heard of nsp

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964 notes2 years ago
nickelbackmidisonline:
“ politexan:
“ According to Wikipedia, Benjamin Lincoln served as Lieutenant Governor of Massachusetts for an incredible 1,984 years
”
he’s been begging the governors to let him die for 1,900 years but they just wouldn’t let...

nickelbackmidisonline:

politexan:

According to Wikipedia, Benjamin Lincoln served as Lieutenant Governor of Massachusetts for an incredible 1,984 years

he’s been begging the governors to let him die for 1,900 years but they just wouldn’t let him

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10,312 notes2 years ago
gamenotsogrumps:
“ “Probably right” ”

gamenotsogrumps:

“Probably right”

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4,505 notes2 years ago
babebraham:
“ babebraham:
“ i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed
”
will u ever be proud of me mom
”

babebraham:

babebraham:

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed

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will u ever be proud of me mom

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494,130 notes2 years ago

Wheel of Fortune War Flashbacks

9 notes2 years ago

deeceeoh:

dragonsexcalendar:

grimdarkthroes:

zanyanimegirl99:

It’s two months after act 7. The adventure map hasn’t updated either. Andrew also deleted the 413 author note saying how Homestuck is over.
[Strong Fandom Concern]

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@gearholder

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11,838 notes2 years ago

THIS FUCKING SERIES I SWER TO G

2 notes2 years ago

Okay people, history-fail story-time…

cindehella:

artyowl01:

So back in the 1780′s when our country was still figuring crap out and ol’ George Washington was just elected president, G.W. decided to send a letter to Congress along the lines of ‘Looking forward to working with you all, this will be exciting!” Congress, not wanting to slight the president and also trying to express their own enthusiasm, sent back a letter along the lines of “Glad you’re excited, we are also looking forward to working with you!”

Then George sends another letter back saying something like “Cool cool bros, glad you’re just as excited as I am,” and Congress, again not wanting to be awkward or just ignore the PRESIDENT, sent back ANOTHER letter saying some dumb crap that was probably along the lines of “Glad you’re excited that we’re excited that you’re excited.”

Democracy at its finest.

And while this in itself is funny, that is not even the best part.

George Washington, while being powerful, was not extremely eloquent, and at this point was also aging, busy, and overall very stressed about his new position (which he did not want in the first place).  So he asked his old friend James Madison, who had a much better way with words, to write the first note to Congress.  Good old James Madison, wanting to oblige his friend, did just that and composed the note to Congress.  Now, J-Mads was himself a member of Congress, so when the note arrived, he was in session to hear “Washington’s” letter read.

Congress got nervous and worried about who could possibly compose a formal and acceptable letter back to Washington.  Who better than his old friend, James Madison?  So Jimmy, being obliging, wrote the response.  When Washington received the reply, he once again asked his friend to write the response.  

And who did Congress choose to write their final letter? That’s right….none other than Jimmy-James-Madison himself.

So James Madison, future 4th president of the United States, wrote himself 4 letters under the guise of George Washington and the first Congress of the U.S.  And he was too embarrassed to admit it.

catfish of the millenium

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