In the spirit of the holiday season, I want to share my favorite religious stories
1. That time when Jesus practiced for a job interview
2. When Jesus gave Buddha the best birthday present
3. When Jesus miraculously created a spring of grape-flavored fanta
4. That time when God visited Buddha.
5. The time when Jesus was forced to sing a karaoke song he didn’t know
6. When Jesus was stopped by the police and he didn’t have his ID
7. And they called to heaven to verify his identity
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I think this is still the worst tweet I’ve ever made
Revolutionary Girl Utena doesn’t deserve this
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Still one of my favorite things to come out of the internet.
Whomever came up with “Those are my shoes, give them back” is either the most brilliant mind of our generation or just an average guy who was whacked out on some good shit.
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This is a real medical condition known as Gan’s Syndrome, an ocular retinoblastoma occurring in 0.0004% of the total retinoblastoma cases. Ruptured blood vessels create often symmetrical, or at least fractal patterns and though the eye can see, visual acuity is lowered. It can be treated but never cured, though most suffering with the condition live normal lives. Gan’s Syndrome was founded by Dr. Sharon Gan.
wow, so spine chillingly beautiful. Sometimes nature is so beautiful even if it’s hindering a person’s life.
sadly yet again another fake post
A quick google and you can see nothing by this name exists.no its real my cousin sasuke has this
fuckin founded by Sharon Gan
HE LITERALLY WHIPPED HIS LAPTOP INTO THE DOOR I CANT
OMG
HE BROKE THE LAMP IN HALF LMAOO
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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux5tBNflyZA)
Welp here it is. The thing I’ve been teasing for quite some time.
Soybean I clicked expecting to cringe but I ended finding this more adorable than cringeful why ; w;
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