tyrannosaurus-rex:

remanedur:

remanedur:

its been almost 2 years since overwatch came out and they still havent explained why hanzo and genji’s ults exist

i literally never needed to know why sniper spidey ladey is fucking blurple or why she has a skimpy ass outfit but these two dudes have entire fucking dragons come out of their arms and shit and there’s 0 explanation

Genji and hanzo have a competition going to see who can go without nutting the longest and at the 5 year mark they had stored up enough raw testicular energy to bring forth the dragons straight from the aether. since genji no longer has a real set of genitals he should have no dragon powers but since mercy keeps one of his balls alive in a jar he still has one and thus guaranteed to win the no nutt contest

(via demilypyro)

lovemesomecass94:

setheverman:

theworldaccordingtotimmycap:

setheverman:

setheverman:

when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia

ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why i, a boy, would have THE ACTUAL NATION OF RUSSIA IN MY POCKET

Everyone knows that Putin made a travel sized Russia

Russian accent: Ah yes I make perfect country to Putin your pocket

Originally posted by briansfancies

(via kittytishers)

dr-n-tropy:

mdstroup2142:

dr-n-tropy:

Hey, who here got a PSP?

Me!!!!

BOY YOU GOT A PRETTY SMALL PENIS?

(via owny-chan)