You are now a random grunt/soldier/citizen of the last anime you watched or manga you read.
No powers.
No influence.
You can only choose what faction you belong to and get the most basic training at that. Other than that, you only have the skills you do posses right here, right now.
How long can you keep yourself alive?

Silly dumb hallothing between muh OC and my pretend-wife’s OC, with our pretend-daughter -.-
Yea this would actually really verily technically classify as an “it’s complicated” relation -.-
Oh god I just noticed the artblog’s pathetic follower count
It’s so sad I’m laughing instead XD
when you find out he doesnt eat ass
when you find out he does eat ass.
I think about this post often. It’s my favorite.

My sucka ass foo of a friend, Gear wanted me to make Joxy/Rohn in Dirk styled smut, so I complied quickly.
(plus now I have an updated Roxy design which is good because omg the original is so bad)“Your eys are and ocean. You’re dick is also an ocean”
“Gasp!”I do not own Homestuck, Roxy, or JohnI do own this image, so put me as the creator when posting this.Do not steal from me, I can just not upload things to public sites.
YOU GARNUKLESCHFELGMATIC DOUGGLENEMOID DON’T TELL EM MY NAME
SGSADKFHDSLFKLDFA IM FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT HERE NOW

so my mom brought home one of the new 100 dollar bills
I’m looking at it like “yeah this looks kinda cool”
but then you flip it over and
it looks like it has fucking wordart on it
They literally fucking used WordArt
(Source: coastward, via )

Hey boys and girls, always remember to label your old sketchbooks properly when checking boxes full of yer old crap, mmk? :3
The Scram goes nyoom, Abas go weh, Jad says bwah and the Marble behs; Cookies howl, Roman gargles and the Babbu goes “rood rood rood!!”
But there’s a sound that no one knows WHAT DOES THE SIEBE SAY?? :U
(Holy shit I feel stupid now “orz)











