I WAS HAPPILY MARRIED TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WIFE WHO HAD INEXPLICABLE WHITE HAIR AND DRESSED IN BLACK, AND WE HAD ADOPTED A 9 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO ALSO DRESSED IN BLACK AND WHITE AND KEPT HALF HER FACE COVERED, CUZ THE WIFE COULDN’T HAVE BABBIES FOR WHATEVER REASONAND BASICALLY I HAD A B&W FAMILY AND I LOVED MY TWO GIRLS BUT THEN AFTER WE TUCKED THE KID IN BED AND WENT TO OURS THE WIFE, SHE HAD BARBIE ANATOMY AND AND AND SAME AS IT EVER WAS SAME AS IT EVER WAS SAME AS IT EVER WAS SAME AS IT EVER WAS SAME AS IT EVER WAS
Guys it’s been one year, two months and 3 days since I retired the tag; I’ve got something like over 800 followers since, and y’all making me scare the whole entire couple of them who actually pay attention to this blog with all this whirry nonsense “orz
That feel when someone says something ambiguously lewd in the morning so you spend the entire day thinking ofbout it and it eats at you slowly trying to figure out what in blazes the bait was.
Goddamit Soybean, I don’t wanna end up quoting another Ashcorp song in tag form ;` A´;
okay but does anyone else check people out artistically? like instead of thinking “wow I’d tap that” you just intensely appreciate their appearance and sit there and “holy shit look at the curve of their spine and that POSTURE but then there’s the shape of their eyes and THEIR HANDS AND -” *snaps pencil in half*
