brinigi:
“ squid-in-a-party-hat:
“ “I’m afraid we can’t be together anymore, Shaggy-kun~”
“Like, why, man?”
“You never… You just never swooce right in when I need you… I just feel like you’re frozen in there… And I’m out here…” ”
I lived bitch
”

brinigi:

squid-in-a-party-hat:

“I’m afraid we can’t be together anymore, Shaggy-kun~”

“Like, why, man?”

“You never… You just never swooce right in when I need you… I just feel like you’re frozen in there… And I’m out here…”

I lived bitch

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183,953 notes1 year ago
fuckheadwitha:
“this best thing about this is the meme format conditions you to expect a follow up statement and it’s absence contributes to a sense of stillness, simulating the experience of just sitting in your truck
”

fuckheadwitha:

this best thing about this is the meme format conditions you to expect a follow up statement and it’s absence contributes to a sense of stillness, simulating the experience of just sitting in your truck

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120,989 notes1 year ago

(Source: surreal--memes, via mirai-sora)

22,852 notes1 year ago

armedandgayngerous:

enrique262:

panzerfluch:

CHRIST

FUCK

M E M E T I C

M A G I C S

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6,011 notes1 year ago

poodlegoddess:

poodlegoddess:

i’m going to post a cropped piece of an image that i know will invoke strong, probably negative emotions in you without even having to see the whole image, ready?

image

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60,473 notes1 year ago

Anonymous: What if all the weird shit is weird shit because the memetic effects didnt work and our brains are just too unaffected or So Adverse to tht effect that we just ignore them.


scp-wiki-official:

image

- Roth

So you mean to say they’ve taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we’ve been thinking our thoughts we think we thought? …I think

31 notes1 year ago
thesylverlining:
“the amount of time i laughed at this/how inexplicably hilarious it is provides a perfect illustration of how the internet has destroyed my sense of humor
”

thesylverlining:

the amount of time i laughed at this/how inexplicably hilarious it is provides a perfect illustration of how the internet has destroyed my sense of humor

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44,661 notes1 year ago
funnyoriginalblogname:
“sorry guys. i thought it was funny, so i’ll post it anyway
”

funnyoriginalblogname:

sorry guys. i thought it was funny, so i’ll post it anyway

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353 notes1 year ago
batbitequeen:
“ electoralcollege:
“ picdescbot:
“ a group of people in front of a house about this bot | picture source
the text in this post is 100% computer-generated, including tags
” ”

batbitequeen:

electoralcollege:

picdescbot:

a group of people in front of a house

about this bot | picture source

the text in this post is 100% computer-generated, including tags

image
image
image

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69,885 notes1 year ago

nerdgul:

lolrider:

faedex:

spitandvinegar:

New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up

- that man really salts my melon!

- you know what they say, it takes a bushel of corn to feed one chicken

- a louse will live on any head it lands on

- don’t put down a salt lick and say you ain’t got cows

- there’s a guy who eats half the berries and says the pie shell’s too big

- like digging a pond and hoping for ducks

This was supposed to be a joke and all but as a southerner, these still make sense.

its weird these don’t mean anything but you can still kind of intuit what they would mean if they were things people actually said.

… U guys do know… That southernisms… Are just made on spot right??? Like some are common expressions that a lot of ppl say but ppl who use em regularly just make em up depending on the situation

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133,305 notes1 year ago