val-ritz:

bouquetoftwelve:

ommanyte:

ommanyte:

I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

It’s Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif

With one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode

(via lecter108)

twinberry:

twinberry:

My hip new communications theory is actually that millennial/gen z/internet native humor is so weird and abstract because of the sheer amount of words we’re exposed to daily. we’ve heard a lot of words in a lot of different orders so if you wanna get a reaction out of us you usually gotta put words in an order we haven’t seen before

So like normally structured jokes aren’t as funny anymore but “lemon lime spine” is a one-hit K.O.

(via silver-tongues-blog)

blaruu:

anxieteadreams:

blaruu:

foundationdown:

((If I see a picture of a cat, I either think about how cute it is or something, or I think about Roth being in the situation of said cat in said picture 

Roth is a memetichazard….. or is it cognito.. idefk. Honestly.

Reblogging because I do the same tbh

Originally posted by led411

(via blaruu)

i’ve found it. peak meme.

prudencepaccard:

the-grey-tribe:

elzebrook:

via https://twitter.com/pls_b_nice_2_me

@prudencepaccard

(via timurmurtazin)

malfvoys:

malfvoys:

dumbledore: ok so for your detention i’m sending you out to the forbidden forest 

hogwarts students: um what if we get attacked by something

dumbledore:

(via demilypyro)

deepspacepirate:

The word “moist” is the Number One universally reviled word in the English language due to both its definition and the way it sounds. Similarly gross words include

• chunks
• curdling
• squirt
• munch
• bulbous
• pustule
• sink
• squirm
• slippery

Which got me wondering, can I elicit the same emotions with words that have no meaning? And the answer is “Yes, yes you definitely can.”

So here it is: words and phrases that elicit “thanks, i hate it!” by sheer negative sonority

• scrungo
• beesechurger
• mingus
• hurgling
• tungus
• Scrimmy Bingus and the Crungy Spingus
• slurm
• chungus
• crungle
• gunch

But did you know you can make it even worse by combining them??

• bucket of curdling chunks
• the pustulous gunch muncher
• your squirming tungus
• this crungy beesechurger
• a squirting chungus
• the slurm sink
• a slippery mingus

And my all time favorite

m y ⠀m o i s t ⠀s c r u n g o

(via insanelyfriendlysquirrel)

turnon-thebrightlights:

norwayspruce:

turnon-thebrightlights:

turnon-thebrightlights:

norwayspruce:

advanced-procrastination:

rayb1rd:

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it

Anyway that’s not what hieroglyphics are. Egyptian hieroglyphics were letters they were just fancy letters

So whatever this person is talking about they can’t even be a nerd correctly

Way to be an #antijokechicken nick

I’m bringing it back

(via owny-chan)