Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

Goddamn immortals.

Goddamn immortals.

6 notes7 years ago

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3,734 notes7 years ago
“if the thought of me doesn’t give you a boner at least twice a week then i’m not trying hard enough ” o__o >__>

if the thought of me doesn’t give you a boner at least twice a week then i’m not trying hard enough

o__o

>__>

<_<

H..have some Weird Al in your day today:

Specifically from 2:58 to 3:08 >////>

1 note7 years ago

charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

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255,950 notes8 years ago
mermecha: “ lacigreen: “ dynastylnoire: “ insidehishead: “ some of the most sensitive areas of the female body ” look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive...

mermecha:

lacigreen:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

i thought it was a rash

gonna kiss me some eyeballs damn

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799,394 notes8 years ago