Anonymous: What's the strangest porn that you've jerked off to?


School Love Net

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frosty-mage-stuff: If you won't show your dick, how big is it?


6 inches

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Anonymous: Do you have a place you go for lewd SCP content?


danbooru, but theres not much of it - .-

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djunk411: Tell us about your first sexual experience in detail.


That would be my first ever fap, when I was… 14 i think?

It was late at night and I was home alone. I couldn’t sleep so I decided to watch some tv, and came across an erotic movie. Now as a pubescent kid I was curious af so I kept watching and after a sex scene I decided to try and move like the actors were, yknow to see what the fuss was all about and how it felt.

So I rubbed against the bed and ended up enjoying it of course, but had a small panic when it felt something was coming out, made a run for the toilet thinking it was pee and let it out there. And that’s pretty much it - A-

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Anonymous: Can you pin me to wall, and fuck me as hard as possible daddy, right after you pee in my mouth? Can you fuck me until my face turns red, and never stop even if i beg you to? (im sorry for this ask im trying my hardest for you to not publish it ^^')


I like to dom so yes, but not daddy play so no, and the pee is also a no. Also I will most certainly stop if asked to.

The worst this can do is trigger the key-words search on porn bots to start following me - A-

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created-by-the-creator:
“ congratulationsyoucanread:
“ jo-jo-jotaro:
“When you find an old porn you enjoyed
”
@created-by-the-creator Is this… Is this you?”
Y e s
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created-by-the-creator:

congratulationsyoucanread:

jo-jo-jotaro:

When you find an old porn you enjoyed 

@created-by-the-creator
Is this… Is this you?

Y e s

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unadulteratedpiratepizza:

weeaboosupreme:

i-must-be-odd:

the-dredd:

catwithbenefits:

bootyscientist2:

zumainthyfuture:

Frequent ejaculation can prevent prostate cancer. 

 Welp, better let em rip.

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Bussin nuts can save my life. I knew I was on the right side of science.

shout out to all my followers who I help keep cancer free

Welcome to my nsfw blog cancer prevention center.

21 times per month, what is this weak ass number. 21 times a week boy

21 times a week? Weak. Try 42.

Remember, 3 times a day is a slow day

And by fondling your bro-globes while you’re at it, you may keep a tab on any abnormal growth, and thus detect testicular cancer.

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And the 2016 award for best sexual innuendo in a kids show goes to….

crewefox:

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Originally posted by jaxblade

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