croptop2014:

j5h:

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church

(via raritysayswat-deactivated201706)

btw, fappy newd year y’all

That feel when someone says something ambiguously lewd in the morning so you spend the entire day thinking ofbout it and it eats at you slowly trying to figure out what in blazes the bait was.

slbtumblng:

riderumbra:

baras:

shes here

@slbtumblng 

Queen fruit coming through

(via kalianos)

With the new “press spider to adjust” spidersuit technology Tony has developed; Stark Industries could, should and absolutely must market, produce and distribute their own brand of gimp suits.