sansscham:

twilightsuccubus:

sansscham:

Gaster likes to make love to you in your dreams, resulting in you creaming your undies

Lololol

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ask-toybonnie-2:

trashg0d:

theloneookami:

musicandmelanin:

haelroyale:

mooviechild:

officalsquidward:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

1. “Make me”,
2. “oh really”,
3. “is that so”

“prove it”

“What’s in it for me?”

“Wanna bet?”

“Scared, Potter?”

“can you feel it mr krabs?”

“turn to page 394″

“keep the change”

“Did you eat today?”

*random anon hate*

“You gon eat cho corn bread?”

“omelette du fromage”

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