Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
I choked, who is this man cause I love him.
The guitarist from Rage Against The Machine which has always been political so like??? Fake fans….
They are called.. rage against the machine…
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don’t try to date a woman you’re not ready for. if you can’t give her what she deserves, leave her alone
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you walk into my wedding an hour late wearing these and a plaid tracksuit, the entire audience drops dead
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Went to see Coco.
It pressed all my buttons and it pisses me off. 10/10, a must watch.
Just a reminder that field agents can’t blaze it at 4:20 because 4:20 is 1620 for them. They gotta do it at 4:20 AM, or 0420, which is still the weed number even in 24-hour format. New team members get woken up at 0418 by their MTF commanders on the first offsite overnight mission like “wake up, it’s time” and they shoot upright with their rifle at the ready like “what’s going on where’s the target” but naw bitch put your gun down the target is this blunt
Special Containment Procedures: The blunt shall be ignited with a flame that has a spherical radius of no more than 0.5cm. When ignition commences, the resulting combustion byproducts shall be inhaled into the lungs of MTF βλ-420 (”Blaze It”) and contained there for as long as possible.
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