@chefpyro t(èAé t)


I’m all about these human/omnic relationships
they’re all about that mech dick
electrodildonics is a career in the future
(via sakimcgee)

- The priest at our wedding:You may now tell each other your vows
- me:I found you, faker!
- the person I'm marrying:Faker?!? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Hah! You're not even good enough to be my fake.
- me:I'll make you eat those words!
- the priest:oh my god







