Just a reminder that field agents can’t blaze it at 4:20 because 4:20 is 1620 for them. They gotta do it at 4:20 AM, or 0420, which is still the weed number even in 24-hour format. New team members get woken up at 0418 by their MTF commanders on the first offsite overnight mission like “wake up, it’s time” and they shoot upright with their rifle at the ready like “what’s going on where’s the target” but naw bitch put your gun down the target is this blunt
Special Containment Procedures: The blunt shall be ignited with a flame that has a spherical radius of no more than 0.5cm. When ignition commences, the resulting combustion byproducts shall be inhaled into the lungs of MTF βλ-420 (”Blaze It”) and contained there for as long as possible.
can someone please edit a horse to make it look less horrible
i have stared at this…. thing, this fucking DEMON for like 10 solid minutes trying to come up with some single phrase to describe fucking awful this is, and i just can’t. this is easily - EASILY - the worst thing i’ve ever seen in my life, and that includes the brain surgery i observed when i was in college. everyone on this site fuckin goes on and on about “cursed images” but i seriously feel like this fucking land shark is going to reach out of my computer and eat my face. if i saw a pack of these running towards me down a hill, i would do everything in my power to kill myself before they reached me. i would rather be eaten alive by rats then ever see this again. this is truly, genuinely horrible on both a physical & emotional level. all of this doesn’t even begin to cover how much i hate this fucking thing. this fucking hellhound. this goddamn long-mouthed…… fucking… fuck it. i’m not finishing this. i need to stop looking at this. fuck you
sometimes you just.. fuck a demon. have a one-night stand w/ an age-old malevolent entity. maybe even sometimes that blossoms into more. life’s just like that, occasionally. like that’s just how it is
