I am going to start swearing by authors

becca-morley:

thepreciousthing:

thecoffeetragedy:

flippyspoon:

dragonsigma:

“Holy mother of Mary Shelley!”

“What the Tolkien?”

“By Victor Hugo’s spare underpants!”

“Jesus, Mary and Joseph Conrad!”

“Pardon my Molière, but I don’t give a Faulkner.”

Sophocles’ Oedipus the King!

(via budaclees)