With the new “press spider to adjust” spidersuit technology Tony has developed; Stark Industries could, should and absolutely must market, produce and distribute their own brand of gimp suits.

I am dead and @projectsnt killed me. Kbye ; w;

The Pokémon sent to the PC perceive it as an entire world filled with only Pokémon and no humans, and because so many of them are on the brink of fainting before they get there they don’t remember getting caught, and if you never take them out of the PC they’ll just continue their lives believing they’re still in the wild.

Inside they develop a civilization, have their own economy, develop tools and food not present in the human world, and when they explore the world they find out it never stays the same because the PC loads different floors… I mean, landscapes, every time they visit the same place. 

I fell asleep and my own snoring woke me up what the fuck

Ok that was a bad idea, I’m not searching shojo anime tags anymore, that shit gave me the dokis.

Also it compelled me to unironically say “dokis” which is not okay ; -;

Did you know if you post or reblog a livestream from youtube it will be stuck atop your followers’ dashboard for as long as it keeps streaming?

Crazy stuff right? o _o

Ok, I decided to give the Pokémon SM anime a chance.

…Teacher Emily is not the teacher in it.

Know what I do alway rember?

What I never frget, never forgiv? Catpuns. è_é

It has come to my attention that cooking skills are in fact an attractive asset to have in certain contexts. Of which, “online interactions” is not one of.

Every time a new quote-based meme emerges and I haven’t watched the source material, I just assign them a made-up voice to sound in my head every time I see it.