I wonder what would happend if you input “a coating that can perfecly isolate SCP-447-2 from dead bodies” on SCP-294 :/

Whenever an ancient text refered to “pureness of heart” there was a probability it merely restricted a thing from people with pre-existing cardiovascular conditions

I’m taking SCP-2800 to court and when the prosecutor asks me to point where it touched me in the doll I will point right at the heart.

Buy candy with expiration dates for november 1st and keep them stored for halloween of that year.

Ruin a childhood, c’mon, it’ll be fun!

The road to hell is paved with Minions’ promotional solar panels.

Splatoon Crossing “K.K. Calamari” song when

I got a cut on my left index finger and i swear to god everytime I touch it I can phisically taste a lemon flavor with it .-.

Like, my brain registers what should be a “pain” stimuli as a “flavor”, and I know for a 23 years of experience that I in fact do not have synesthesia so what the hell can this shit suddenly start happening? am I going mad? how’s your day going? hopefully good. Just throwing that one out for no reason other than I need 3 questions in a row or else this won’t sound entirely like the ramblings of a lunatic .-.

The correct acronym for Dungeons And Dragons is DAD

Coffee shops should make tea brewed using salted water.

Patrons can order it up as “A Boston”

The genus name of jicamas is Pachyrizus