Conservation of mass dictates that if a slimegirl so wishes to increase her breast and/or hip volume, her height must undergo an inversely proportional change in magnitude .-.

Hazelnut coffeemate in my coffe holy fuckk - A-

Capricious new life goal: Make a thing where the dog character dies.
Before the ending.

Do 3rd wheel siblings get to call one of their bros who are twins “my twin brother”? :/

I have a stupid moronic idea for a drawing that actually is a comic of a cross over for a certain two cartoons but it all feels like marysue bullshit even though it’s only about characters from the two universes and I just wish I had a good drill righ now, put it next to my head and pull the trigger, yknow what I mean?

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“Whoatereicheny?” a question comprised of every single one of the 6 W question words at the same time.

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