If all of Earth’s atmosphere was removed within an instant, how fast would the oceans evaporate due to the drop of pressure on the surface? .-.

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Or if you’re feeling extra raunchy:

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Could a friend who offers you their shoulder to cry on be considered a friend with benefits? They both present you with a part of their body to receive your own bodily fluids, no? :T

Is Disney’s Brother Bear an episdoe of American Horror Story? why the fucc they have the same typeface?

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FAIBDHAWSOUND AND SIX HAUNDREAD SONNS OF VITCHES SDLFÑHOEIWGAHR EUHDLSGFUDHLSD

Luffy you little shit, how will yoU FUCK it up this time? - _-

Could porn of people ‘bating with sextoys be called playthroughs?

I mean, it’s a (plausibly electronic) item used for entertainment, and you’re watching someone else play with it. With… uuhh… “commentary”… of the experience .-.

RUDY RUDY RUDY RUD… Mickey? who the fuck is this fuckin fucker? èAé

Open letter to conspicuousTerries everywhere (but more specifically Florida): stay away from memewhore posts basically.