Every time I see someone say “oh my gods” I can’t help comparing it to somebody doing @everyone mentions on discord servers.

why the fuck am I gettin into swimsuits now? they’re the lesser tier of clothing classes è .é

Yo whens Fidget Spinners the anime?

The smartest move in the entire internet is to disable comments for Simpson clips on youtube.

Why the fuck aren’t my tags autocompleting anymore this is all kinds of the bullshit . _.

Despite popular belief, I don’t always remember my whole dreams.

For example, I only remember last night’s ending with me seeing a picture on dashboard of The Courtneys baiting me with clothes (specifically j*mper sk*rts) and waking up like

I blame that persona post from last night TT~TT

How do villains even carry lava to their lairs?

The damn thing needs to be kept hot the entire delivery, or else it becomes rocks. So really it makes more sense to think they order rocks from the beginning and then melt them on arrival.

No other piece of media will be any more relatable to me than iCarly’s episode 16 of season 2, iMake Sam Girlier; when Spencer stubbornly keeps wearing a tux to impress a girl. Cause I am totally that girl. Except I’m a boy. Who also is impressed by clothing. That, that last part is what makes me and the girl similar.

The feeling of when you’re eating one ice cream and then realize