A girl in my class with an I-shit-you-not-it’s-the-exact-same hairstyle as Theresa Fowler had a baton thing with her today. Am I being taunted? Is this bait? what the fucke? è~é

I started using the cactus tag as a cheeky double entendre but now when I see girls with cacti I think of it and immediately go red thinking what would happen if I accidentally said it out loud at them and akjldfhareyfald 

Tfw blood moon and I’m not ballin with… y’know :T

Underboob more like thunderboob.

I was innocently tryin to look up star vs refrences for a thing and somehow ended up in like Lewdsburg, Penisylvannia or some shit è//A//é

When you come down to it, Mario Maker was just Ross’s revenge on Arin for Sonic Dreams Collection .-.

Dan was an unfortunate collateral, sadly u_u

>Miku with big boobs

FUCk man, I just had to go to like 3 different stores looking for buns for my burgz, but hell the bread is needed, wtf am I? some kind of savage who eats burger meat on it’s own?! no, I’m a man of conviction god damn and I want my stinkin burgers with bread and by GEORGE I will have them Ò [ Ó

And maybe I’ll put little smiley faces on them with the ketchup yehhh~ - w-