The current clown pet fad is disgusting. You fucking shit-eaters are gonna forget to milk the clowns and ruin a decade of work, you cunts.

My sister’s boyfriend ordered 2 chalupas and a burrito at Taco Bell once and she was like “you’re not gonna finish that dude” and he was like “watch me”.

He didn’t finish that.

Fuck was he trying to prove? è .é

To this day, my crowning achievement remains as the time I referred to nipples as “Dual-wielding Chest Clits” in a round of Quiplash.

Ok the songs are queued, this year’s 24 hours of Miku are ready to drop in 20 minutes -` w´-

There’s 6 days left and I’m already speculating what songs will be used this year for the Magical Mirai ; w;

And just what to the honest fuck is sneeze porn è .é

Don’t answer that.