btw I am dead and Peridot saying “KAPOWIE!” killed me kthx

Who else remembers that time Smashmouth had a guest spot in Kim Possible?

Gen VII Wishlist

Grass-type:

• Pepper Pokémon
  
• Coconut crab Pokémon
• Peacock Pokémon
• Tropius Evolution
• Exeggutor Mega Evolution

Steel-type:

• Fishhook Pokémon
  
• Pin cushion Pokémon
• Power line Pokémon
• Chainlink fence Pokémon
• Bronzong Evolution
• Skarmory Mega Evolution

I once read a Homesuck fanfic about John and Roxy taking a piss at LOWAS together. I don’t read fanfics anymore.

My hobbies include lowkey hovering on names of blogs with posts on the hundred thousand notes to see if their description has anything along the lines of “STOP ASKING ME ABOUT [Post’s Topic]”

Got myself a leather belt for a suit for a thing and it reeks of the damn cow hide so my room is full of the smell and it reminds me too much of lolita shoes and putting it short this is messing with my senses -//~//-

Captain Falcon taunted: “Dark Pit, show me your moves”

Tfw everything in this world is reducible to cold hard facts and one of such is that French has the sexier accent.

when that boi come here and make hte spagheti

Imagine if the Pokéstores started carrying in-game snacks for the real world .-.