The optimal boob size is one that fits in your hand. Thus, smaller is better.

Granted, I have pretty large hands; but still ù .ú

If you’re into SCP Foundation stuff, you’re already infected with SCP-2007 . _.

Are you the person who calls the new acquaintance “friend” first or do you live life stuck in an eternal stalemate of waiting for the other one to call you their friend first?

Is it socially acceptable to give stockings to someone on their birthday to let them know you think they have amazing leggies?

I’m having a Berenstein-Bears-style crisis over characters names

It’s too early for this shit wtf

How come Australian singers don’t have an accent?

Buff Mosquito.

Buff. Mosquito.

Broken computor update: it is saved along with all things in it :y

Those basterds at subway didn’t cut my sub in half, christmas is ruined >:V