Bulgies, bulgies, bulgies, bulgies, rockin’ everywear!

I wonder what would happend if you input “a coating that can perfecly isolate SCP-447-2 from dead bodies” on SCP-294 :/

Whenever an ancient text refered to “pureness of heart” there was a probability it merely restricted a thing from people with pre-existing cardiovascular conditions

I’m taking SCP-2800 to court and when the prosecutor asks me to point where it touched me in the doll I will point right at the heart.

Buy candy with expiration dates for november 1st and keep them stored for halloween of that year.

Ruin a childhood, c’mon, it’ll be fun!

The road to hell is paved with Minions’ promotional solar panels.

Splatoon Crossing “K.K. Calamari” song when

I got a cut on my left index finger and i swear to god everytime I touch it I can phisically taste a lemon flavor with it .-.

Like, my brain registers what should be a “pain” stimuli as a “flavor”, and I know for a 23 years of experience that I in fact do not have synesthesia so what the hell can this shit suddenly start happening? am I going mad? how’s your day going? hopefully good. Just throwing that one out for no reason other than I need 3 questions in a row or else this won’t sound entirely like the ramblings of a lunatic .-.

The correct acronym for Dungeons And Dragons is DAD

Coffee shops should make tea brewed using salted water.

Patrons can order it up as “A Boston”