Dr. Mario is Luigi Mario’s older brother and twin brother to Mario Mario.

You’ve heard about humans arriving in alien planets and thus becoming the real alien invaders ourselves before

But what about and unspeakably advanced society of dinosaurs developing time travel and making trips 65 million years into the future? To a time the current dominant species of Earth have labeled the “2N-th Century”? .-.

Describe your life in two words

bukoya-reblogs:

chalkponiesmod:

jwh33zy:

themetalcorefan:

knackerman:

shacklesoul:

blackhat0061:

thespectacularspider-girl:

abbysucks:

clearly-bigbro-dollop:

paper-mario-wiki:

balatronical-reblogging:

mrkenyon:

the-chibster:

mii-makes-art:

trashtierhyena:

equilateralwaffle:

sushinfood:

mosstato:

mini-ton:

noiseycrow:

warrior-of-knowledge:

djinnwolves:

nyxxi:

bronamicode:

gaybrofart:

craggs13:

I’m late

Oh fuck

my bad

Oh well

It’s Alright

This blows

fuck off

sad smol

Easily replaceable.

An adventure.

uh oh

y god

its different

Why me

Huh, interesting.

check please

where’s waldo

Background Character

totally worthless

God damnnit

I’m Sorry

Keep. Fighting.

No regrets

Very nice

Big Disapointment

psychotic asshole

Screaming Internally.

Irrational rambles.

(via bukoya-reblogs)

When the overprotective friend has two best friends and they two end up dating, which one should the overprotective threaten not to break the other’s heart? .-.

Thanksgiving is not even the turkey genocide day, you’re supossed to kill the gobbler like two days ago at the least you fucks - _____-

I consider myself to have very low standards for if you wanna befriend me.

One example: Just show your fucking face and fight me like a man damnyou.

Through natural selection, Dutch people have adapted to their enviornment by becoming tall so their necks are always above sea-level in the event of floodings. Just like Lamarck’s Giraffe Theory

They have also adapted by being cheeky good at engineering their dikes so that floodings never occur, making the tallness adaptation completely pointless.

Basic human decency.

I tried so far and I got so hard.

…I’m not done yet.

Endork my testicles are already like raisins since yesterday because of…stuff.

Why are you doing this to me

“orz