Thanks to the SCP Foundation I now have the Pavlovian compulsion to deeply loathe anything and anyone asking if they’re cool :3

- Idiot with extensive knowledge of useless hermeneutics, semiotics, semantics, rethorics and other -tics related to human perception of reality having lewd thoughts of girls.
- Busty blonde with purple eyes and exceptional fighting prowess staring at him disapprovingly for said thoughts. Almost jealous-like.
- Third wheel watching the two from the sidelines.
- Token smol friend floating around like smols tend to do.
…where was I going with this
Started reading the Quran just for the sake of it. Should make for an interesting hermeneutics exercise.
I may or may not have been dreaming of a blonde Curie these past days.
Crustaceans give me an intense craving for doritos and I do not know why.
She’ll never say it out straight, but Ellie is mostly like
When it comes to both Peridot and making her videos, and seein her like this just makes me go
I’m falling all over again holy fuck ♥`A´♥
Call me Ishmael. In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since: it is a truth universally acknowledged that happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way, yet Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.
As of today Peridot has become a carbon… err, “magnesium-rich variety of silicate mineral” copy of Ellie and because of this I now love her.
With both Marvel and Star Wars being Disney property, I’m surprised I’ve yet to see somefan explore the possibility of Kylo hitting it off with Loki.
Two days with no swearing wow I deserve some kind of f-[ancy]–medal :y
