i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161: Gear when are we going to do the blog brand deal where you shoot your goo on my face? It's been a few months and I'm starting to worry you're not on board with this project.

And then theres this asshole askin for his, come the fuck onnn man cant you see im in the middle of an existential crisis because of all this fruity predicament im on the fuckin edge of my seat right now, unable to decide wether to go with Plan Pembro or to just fuckitall and carry on doing other stuff, and then comes the other assol trying to add something of value but in the end his suggestion of pinapple would only increase the fuccing problem, I do not want it to smell fruity ok I want the opposite of that gogdanm Terrance look at what you just made me do I’m rambling on and on and on and none of you fuckers wants to read these or maybe you do i mean come on these rambles are premier as fuck man.

Tell your agent to contact mine dude, you need to get it all there, black and white clear as crystal or else you get nothing. You lose. Good day sir.

pembrokewkorgi: And Jack is off!

you would think pumping out enough would eventually make the stored amount diminish, like maybe if enough of it comes out it’ll go back to normal and that is sound logic but come the fuck on how much time do you think I got in a day? and also I’m trying to keep a functional hand I’m actually skillful in using on me, thank you very much It’s bad enough that the server doesn’t have too many people involved as of right now but I also gotta come up with stuff to put there like maybe Coat’s backstory or even get the Brownies out to play, hell even the orphans got cool stories f you were interested and asked about them but no I dont fugkin knw where to star with like it sure as hell can’t be at the begining that would be too expected come on but going back to the jack being off:

No, fuck the you, and leave this askbox right now.

Anonymous: Shoot your goo, my dude!

fuck man I gotta cut it with the mangos the damn thing keeps reeking of it and I’m gettin sick of it already, too much sweet coming from one’s crotch like you’re goddamned a walking fro-yo machine, except it’s not even frozen it’s just room-temperature, so you have to call it r-temp-yo and that’s a shitty ass name wtf but anyway the point is I need to cut it but I can’t cut eating the mangos man they’re fuckin sweet, and have you even tried them straight out of the fridge? so fuckin refreshing man they’re just too perfect for this heat, so like fuck that noise, so instead what I gotta do is find an alternative way to dispose of this damn thing because fucking fuck the fucking tissues do nothing to hide the smell after a while and my room already attracted a fucking bee even, but I cannot be the one taking care of it man I already said I’m not doing that kinda thing it’s gotta be someone else. Not you tho, anons are gross, in fact why are you still here? NOW SCRAM!