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The Alolan Exeggutor runs like Ed from Ed, Edd n’ Eddy.

Fanart of Reaper + Rowlet’s assumed archer evo when.

Get on my bad side and I quote Dane Cook at you.

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Halloween 2016 is gonna be full of Mimikyus trick-or-treating while playing Pokémon Go between houses.

The best houses will have wi-fi hotspots and full size snickers bars.

Halloween 2016 is gonna be full of Mimikyus trick-or-treating while playing Pokémon Go between houses.

Some guy at GameFreak: I have created a new Pokémon

Some other guy: You fucked up a perfectly good bug is what you did. Look at it, it’s got anxiety.

As I’ve indirectly expressed before, I do not have nor play Pokemon GO myself, but a cousin who does came  over today and apparently my neighborhood is ridden with Mankey, Vulpix and Onix.

By the time Gen 3 is added to Pokémon GO, how will people interpret Absol sightings?