micchy-did-nothing-wrong: OVER 9000 YEN! Because, y'know, reasons.

…know what, fuck it, O5 can just kiss my ass .-.

Money entered: 9000 yen
Item description: Bottle of “Dauntless Bonanza” champagne. Label in Italian. Upon opening, the stream of foam expanded at a rate and proportion inconsistent with the possible volume that could be contained in the bottle, flooding the entire basement floor of the research facility. Three agents and 5 researchers fainted as a result of the high levels of carbon dioxide in the affected area, and were promptly taken to the medical bay.

Sampling of the champagne revealed it to be a very high quality, with the side effect of causing a memetic effect that caused those drinking it to engage in a celebration, as well as inciting others to join in. Cafeteria food stocks were raided and used for the ensuing feast, during which many personnel became violent, sexually active and a few [DATA EXPUNGED]. The party lasted for approximately 14 hours.

Class C Amnesiacs, contraception meds, emergency medical aid, and [DATA EXPUNGED] were dispatched, but subsequent analysis reveals the champagne itself accelerated healing processes, acted as a barrier for both pregnancy and disease, and also [DATA EXPUNGED]. No sample of the liquid remains.

Notes: I want those amnesiacs administered to all personnel who witnessed the [DATA EXPUGNED] and deletion of all recordings.- Site Director E. Gere