openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford

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roachpatrol:

perspicaciousembroiderist:

consolecadet:

shrikestrike:

moggiepillar:

i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

This is the kinda brooding i WANNA see

#so this behavior basically translates to nonstop cuddling of offspring and vocal aggression towards anything that tries to prevent that #tbh i would be delighted to see male protagonists do just this sort of thing (via starfoozle)

I just had to explain what I was cackling at to my roommate. It automatically passes the Laugh Rule.

She found her reluctant fiance, Erstad, brooding out on the rainy moors. 

“Is that a baby rabbit?” she asked, observing his huddled form. 

“IT’S SIX BABY RABBITS AND YOU CAN’T TOUCH THEM,” replied Ernstad, contriving to look twice his usual size and at least three times his usual fierceness. 

“Whoah okay damn,” she said, and backed away. 

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daddyroboarm:

someone: *mentions my favorite character*

me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount

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garbage-empress:

garbage-empress:

blizzard concept artists: here are our ideas for female characters

the weird dude everyone only knows as “blue skin guy”: oh god it would be so hot… *licks lips* if you made their skin blue.

concept artists: we will sacrifice one character to you if you don’t speak to us again for another year.

blue skin guy, sucking in air through teeth: I ACCEPT THE CONTRAAAAACT-T-T-T-T

People keep replying to this with “Jake English” and I legitimately thought he was a real person who worked at Blizzard because I didn’t realize it was a Homestuck reference.

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