snakecats:

dadcore420:

a zebra is just a horse that thinks it’s special

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293,893 notes2 years ago
thisisurheichouspeaking:
“ applesandelephants:
“ thisisurheichouspeaking:
“ Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher...

thisisurheichouspeaking:

applesandelephants:

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy“ and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

this is my new favorite thing

Who brought this back I’ll kick their ass

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385,349 notes2 years ago

charlesoberonn:

mrcraabs:

why dont we have multiplayer dreams

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272,892 notes2 years ago

heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

you know he dead

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152,453 notes2 years ago

When the OP of a post says some real dumb shit and gets roasted

thefeelofavideogame:

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26,778 notes2 years ago

Anonymous: Just a heads up, but bofa is used as in the term "both of them balls in the mouth" or "bo-fa-dem balls in the mouth". that ask was a troll ask probably.


lornacrowley:

wetorturedsomefolks:

:

Thank you, anon. :)

-Treant

both of them balls in the mouth

holy fuck op deleted so hard they vanished entirely

21,880 notes2 years ago

BRO backwards is ORB…….

straightwhiteboyproblems:

simplenewt:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

simplenewt:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

what could this mean????

that ball is life

*takes a sip of my Arizona ice tea* hahahaha nice one josh

high five

*throws my empty can of Arizona ice tea at Josh and laughs* haha….fuck you josh

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25,673 notes2 years ago

watashi-wa-palsy-uwu:

fishbowltwo:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

yaabobi:

prettykikimora:

yaabobi:

I just want every communist/socialist to read The Tragedy of the Commons

Actually professor Bofa disproved that concept in regards to communism and human nature ages ago.  

Source? Because a quick google search of first “professor bofa” brought up nothing, then “professor bofa tragedy of the commons” also brought up nothing nor did “professor bofa human nature”

look up professor Bofa D. Snuts

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@ammonitelite

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185,280 notes2 years ago

the-troyler-blog:

pirate996:

phoenixxxdragon:

ellament451:

waterfallfish:

I told my homecoming date I’m just going to wear sweatpants to the dance and his reaction was ‘okay just let me know what color sweatpants so my tie can match’ 

he’s a keeper.

They’re* a keeper. Don’t assume they’re male

But the op said his

this is tumblr in a post

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554,906 notes2 years ago
itwashotwestayedinthewater:
“ reallyfunnyreallycool:
“the bros only one click away
”
RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted
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itwashotwestayedinthewater:

reallyfunnyreallycool:

the bros only one click away

RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

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80,254 notes2 years ago