saladsaladnovski:

gayray:

21 pilots was created by the government to permanently close your third eye

damn… they got ‘em.

(via mrs-zuipperpips)

canadianstereotype:

canadianstereotype:

yeah i know my alphabet: a, b, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, lmao, p…

this was supposed to be a funny joke but i just realized i actually forgot c and my life is in shambles

(Source: glutenfreelesbian, via )

1atula:

1atula:

1atula:

guys im going to cr y

my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla

my parents got me the license plate icarla

i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country

GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME

MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT

GUYS

(Source: feaqu, via not-the-conversation-starter)

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for

(via dangerousbride)

gotchi:

killuav:

That bunny from zootopia was mad curvy…

(Source: cheyanne-moved, via abarnath)

jordans-trash-blog169:

lousypunk:

vapelord4000:

transkafka:

ronald reagan died without knowing about bofa…

who is ronald regean

bofa deez nuts

all three of these blogs are deactivated and i honestly couldn’t ask for a better post

(via timurmurtazin)

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

i have no good posts today im sorry guys

(via crunchie-roll)

boysbooksandbandsohmy:

bluescreenofthedead:

faceboored:

CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart as is gonna ruin your life

(Source: gluetun, via timurmurtazin)