nogirlfriend:

dickbuttofficial:

nogirlfriend:

me in my morning robes walking to the kitchen to get some orange juice

your dicks out

Its for accessibility

(Source: hungwy, via pencil-rebagels)

aut0-resp0nder:

the duality of man

(Source: vrisdaves, via timurmurtazin)

indicativeof-sideways-escalation:

orangewave:

iblamethedice:

Loving my new Nerd Bath Bomb from Lush! 🛀☺️

weak nerd didn’t want to actually submerge their nerd books in water 3/10 good concept bad construction 

Each one of those Fucking books costs $50 there’s no way I’d pull that shit for a fuckin meme

(Source: gaymemaster, via heyinternetdad)

verdantgnostic:

premiium:

critink:

force-recon:

*Unemployed^

Let’s go through the list, shall we?

• Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
• Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
• Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro”  (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
• Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.

reblogging for the well researched and accurate shut down, good work mate

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