babyhongbin:

this here

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is my phone case

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so every time someone calls me

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yes hello

i regret making this post

(Source: cantaloupemilk, via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

454,419 notes2 years ago

I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE

tom-at-the-farm:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

crimewave420:

sexywalmartdad:

kramergate:

rasec-wizzlbang:

thewinterschnauzer:

redamancer:

thewinterschnauzer:

That is not funny

That is not cute

It is animal abuse

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE

Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.

You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.

And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable. 

I just want to point out that no one is forcing the bird into the chocolate

No one pulled the damn thing in

In fact it fully appears to be waddling into the fountain by its damn self

Calm the hell down chocolate is not the damn same as chocolate

Its just a bird making a mistake and it’s fucking funny

It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ

Oh good. I was waiting for some moron to try and defend this.

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Guys those photos were fake, it was CGI, it was from that adam sandler movie jack an Jill

Jack and Jill was a documentary you fucking idiot

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Listen here cum-slut

HERE IT IS FUCK

Listen here cum-sluts, do you really mean to tell me this literally iconic post of a generation only has 13,000 something notes

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that this post is probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream with this last reblog?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

(Source: trepanties, via newnamed)

95,282 notes2 years ago
tentaclethearpist:
“ violentvoices:
“ gyarodasshole:
“ graveunearthyou:
“ This is a real medical condition known as Gan’s Syndrome, an ocular retinoblastoma occurring in 0.0004% of the total retinoblastoma cases. Ruptured blood vessels create often...

tentaclethearpist:

violentvoices:

gyarodasshole:

graveunearthyou:

This is a real medical condition known as Gan’s Syndrome, an ocular retinoblastoma occurring in 0.0004% of the total retinoblastoma cases. Ruptured blood vessels create often symmetrical, or at least fractal patterns and though the eye can see, visual acuity is lowered. It can be treated but never cured, though most suffering with the condition live normal lives. Gan’s Syndrome was founded by Dr. Sharon Gan.

wow, so spine chillingly beautiful. Sometimes nature is so beautiful even if it’s hindering a person’s life. 

sadly yet again another fake post
A quick google and you can see nothing by this name exists.

no its real my cousin sasuke has this

fuckin founded by Sharon Gan

(Source: gambolling, via i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161)

232,480 notes2 years ago
trillspotsandbruises:
“ thewomanfromitaly:
“ queenconsuelabananahammock:
“ batdie:
“ Hello MTV and welcome to my crib.
”
Holy shit, how many dogs do you have?
”
swEETHEART NO
” ”

trillspotsandbruises:

thewomanfromitaly:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

batdie:

Hello MTV and welcome to my crib.

Holy shit, how many dogs do you have?

swEETHEART NO

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(via kitana-coldfire)

578,440 notes2 years ago

plasticbagvevo:

plasticbagvevo:

lady gaga? why not gentleman gaga? end racism now!

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(Source: problemactic, via mrs-zuipperpips)

101,792 notes2 years ago
zferolie:
“ busket:
“ thereallightsabovearbys:
“ starexorcist:
“ Dont ask artists for free art you scrubs
”
How to waste your talent while losing your friends all at once because all you care about is money: A tumblr guide on how to be a cunt to...

zferolie:

busket:

thereallightsabovearbys:

starexorcist:

Dont ask artists for free art you scrubs

How to waste your talent while losing your friends all at once because all you care about is money: A tumblr guide on how to be a cunt to those who admire you.

Imagine if the Mona Lisa was a commission and s/he had no money.

the mona lisa was a commission you shitshill, that’s how artists make a fucking living. it’s how we get the money to pay for things we need, because we don’t want to spend all our time working in a shitty job instead of doing things that are important to us, like working on personal projects or spending time with people we like. by thinking that you deserve free art is basically telling them “your time and skill isn’t worth anything but my personal enjoyment!” and if someone only wanted to be friends with me for free art, i don’t want that friendship because that sounds like an awful friend. artists are people with lives and often art is our only source of income and if you really admired us you would understand and support that.

i still laugh at how someone thought the mona lisa was a free painting. my god.

(via abarnath)

177,060 notes2 years ago

ancestor:

dilfgod:

so I was watching dexter and deb was showing dexter a suspect list and

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How the fck do you recognize that

(via funfetti-cakke)

508,438 notes2 years ago

catbuddy:

pisschugger:

loloman23:

acoolguy:

catbuddy:

best way to play fallout on ps4 is have spotify play 50s music in the background so u dont have to listen to the same shite over and over again

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he justHACKS

WHACKS

Choppin that meat

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im just trying to live my life

(via wicked-thornes)

46,846 notes2 years ago
transgirlnezha:
“ How the fuck is Sour Cream DJing with three Gameboys
”
hahh, deactivates, they never know better - 3-

transgirlnezha:

How the fuck is Sour Cream DJing with three Gameboys

hahh, deactivates, they never know better - 3-

(Source: superluminalflower, via abarnath)

59,416 notes2 years ago

venusian–eye:

venusian–eye:

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

ill fight an anthropologist ill fight a psychoanalyst i dont give a shit

(via whatevenisaquid)

504,657 notes2 years ago