pinkiepony:
“ i-just-really-like-john-green:
“ pinkiepony:
“ I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER
I regret middle school
”
calm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.
”
WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK
WHO THE FUCK
BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST
”

pinkiepony:

i-just-really-like-john-green:

pinkiepony:

I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER
I regret middle school

calm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK
WHO THE FUCK
BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST

(via lingov)

477,605 notes2 years ago

urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

OH NO THIS GUY I USED TO HAVE A THING WITH FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I HAVE TO DELETE SO MANY SUBTWEETS HELP

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OHHHHH NOOOOO HE TEXTED ME I WASNT FAST ENOUGH OH MY GOD

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OH NOOOOO IT GOT WORSE 

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I HAVE MADE THINGS SO MUCH WORSE HELP I AM IN THIS HOLE SO DEEP

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OH NO

(Source: burnedwic, via kalianos)

638,507 notes2 years ago

overtextposts:

koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

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DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

(Source: never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog, via firesuperstar)

1,155,421 notes2 years ago

laurenzuke:

the-snowflake-owl:

I’m trying to figure out how this man’s body is supposed to look like underneath that giant jacket.

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actually i was going more for a crop top… geez how many times do i gotta revise this drawing 

(via abarnath)

18,536 notes2 years ago

supermoclel:

computerwar:

simonjadis:

loudmouthed:

what if for every note you got on your posts tumblr paid you $1

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why is there a can of redbull edited in

OP took their 400 grand and left this place for good

Godspeed buddy

(via abarnath)

430,302 notes2 years ago
sparkamovement:
“ zxcvbnmloldiaz:
“ omfg
”
why we need sex ed part ten million in a series
”

sparkamovement:

zxcvbnmloldiaz:

omfg

why we need sex ed part ten million in a series

(Source: periodandbonerstories, via sakimcgee)

222,483 notes2 years ago

themarginistoosmall:

miniathor:

twobrothersandthecavillry:

hunterxheroici:

pewpewpewbowties:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

happybutts:

peacocks look like they speak french

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i swear this entire website is on drugs

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what is it fucking supposed to mean

*climbs up the Eiffel tower* *screams*
OMELETTE AU FROMAGE

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(Source: llamasaremybestfriends, via slapmango)

386,281 notes2 years ago

Characters you should never kill off in books because your fandom will literally never forgive you:

trenchcoatsexual:

trenchcoatsexual:

  • beloved pets
  • only 1 twin

yes, joanna kathleen rowling, i made this post specifically for you

(via maybeiwasserious)

314,971 notes2 years ago
thebootydiaries:
“ thebootydiaries:
“ unstablellivesmatter:
“ thebootydiaries:
“
”
Truth hurts
” ”
HE DEACTIVATED AHSJSHSSJDJ
”

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

unstablellivesmatter:

thebootydiaries:

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Truth hurts

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HE DEACTIVATED AHSJSHSSJDJ

(via abarnath)

189,730 notes2 years ago

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

there is so much tragedy in the world like war and starvation and the outfits that disney channel actors wear 

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please everyone a moment of silence

(via maybeiwasserious)

314,904 notes2 years ago