
i-just-really-like-john-green:
I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER
I regret middle schoolcalm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.
WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK
WHO THE FUCK
BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST
(via lingov)
OH NO THIS GUY I USED TO HAVE A THING WITH FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I HAVE TO DELETE SO MANY SUBTWEETS HELP
OHHHHH NOOOOO HE TEXTED ME I WASNT FAST ENOUGH OH MY GOD
OH NOOOOO IT GOT WORSE
I HAVE MADE THINGS SO MUCH WORSE HELP I AM IN THIS HOLE SO DEEP
OH NO
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
Yellow
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom
(Source: never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog, via firesuperstar)


I’m trying to figure out how this man’s body is supposed to look like underneath that giant jacket.
actually i was going more for a crop top… geez how many times do i gotta revise this drawing
(via abarnath)
what if for every note you got on your posts tumblr paid you $1
why is there a can of redbull edited in
OP took their 400 grand and left this place for good
Godspeed buddy
(via abarnath)

omfg
why we need sex ed part ten million in a series
(Source: periodandbonerstories, via sakimcgee)
peacocks look like they speak french
i swear this entire website is on drugs
what is it fucking supposed to mean
*climbs up the Eiffel tower* *screams*
OMELETTE AU FROMAGE
(Source: llamasaremybestfriends, via slapmango)
Characters you should never kill off in books because your fandom will literally never forgive you:
- beloved pets
- only 1 twin
yes, joanna kathleen rowling, i made this post specifically for you
(via maybeiwasserious)

Truth hurts
HE DEACTIVATED AHSJSHSSJDJ
(via abarnath)
there is so much tragedy in the world like war and starvation and the outfits that disney channel actors wear
please everyone a moment of silence
(via maybeiwasserious)

















