cryptidw00rm:

polymauk:

julmdama:

Some of yall are too horny on this site. Try to be less horny.

If I’m even a degree less horny than usual I will certainly die

well damn

(via timurmurtazin)

slavery:

tradbear:

slavery:

Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off

“Honor your father and your mother”

“Gargle my dick and balls”

(via timurmurtazin)

im typing this from my ps4

parappasuggestions:

parappasuggestions:

peakyangels:

why are you on tumblr stupid bitch idiot play parappa remastered

killed this fucking goofester

(Source: peakyangels-archive, via enecoo)

brotoro:

maddymuscles:

brotoro:

film idea:
white girl with long brown hair is living in a dystopian society. she is different, though. she can punch things. she punches things and changes the world.

Hmmm ever heard of Divergent? Think you need to read that before you reblog this stupid ass post again. Or even hunger games. There’s quite a lot more but I’m sleepy so I won’t go into detail.

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST RESPONSE TO THIS POST

(Source: lesbianhaircut, via owny-chan)

eggings:

otherwindow:

calido:

u think being gay is hard? LMAO try being a naruto fan

Posts from deactivated accounts are like those bloodstains in dark souls that show the last 5 seconds before the player perished.

skhdkhfd I thought this was a Russian spy account for a second

(via lingov)

jakeenglish:

eytancragg:

jakeenglish:

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

(Source: wizardtwins, via not-the-conversation-starter)

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST …

shovel2:

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

lennythereviewer:

urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

OH NO THIS GUY I USED TO HAVE A THING WITH FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I HAVE TO DELETE SO MANY SUBTWEETS HELP

OHHHHH NOOOOO HE TEXTED ME I WASNT FAST ENOUGH OH MY GOD

OH NOOOOO IT GOT WORSE 

I HAVE MADE THINGS SO MUCH WORSE HELP I AM IN THIS HOLE SO DEEP

OH NO

RIP OP

(Source: burnedwic, via funfetti-cakke)

gruene-teufel:

ghdl-41:

if you’re irish and you complain about britain “erasing culture” but can’t even speak the language/ don’t know shit about ireland before 1910 then just shut your cakehole nobody cares

Them being Irish and not being able to speak the language/not knowing shit about Ireland before 1910 is a direct result of Britain erasing culture, you goddamn Vitamin D-deficient circus clown

(via silver-tongues-blog)