croptop2014:

j5h:

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church

(via raritysayswat-deactivated201706)

theprogramisupgraded:

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

glory-to-cobrastan:

shabangles:

When I start to get emotional I immediately think “I’m so gay” and this is because straight people actually don’t have emotions

this is false and heterophobic. straight people have a panorama of emotions including:

• outrage
• jealousy
• Situational Benevolence (aka “don’t fight hate w/ hate”)
• sports
• umami, the “Fifth Emotion”
• TGIF

(via transsalamander)

freexcitizen:

1996hondaaccord:

victor-victorian:

enervat:

victor-victorian:

1996hondaaccord:

How to start a fight in any pub in Britain:

Say “chip cob”

what the fuck is a chip cob?

*chip butty

if you put chips in a cob it becomes a butty, everyone knows that

Ok what the fuck is a chip butty?

The wrong name for a chip cob

I am so glad George Washington told y'all to fuck of so I don’t gotta participate in whatever this BS is

(via sakimcgee)

ravenclaw-alumni-of-98:

the-boy-with-the-kaiju-tattoos:

illkim:

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

You could finish him or finish him

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this

(via jasminesworld)

faustsfancycorner:

joanegbert:

satorika:

when u dont know if ur ocs backstory is really cliched or not

IT TOOK ME A MINTUE TO REALIZE THIS IS A FACE AND NOT THREE BLUNTS

(via i-cant-name-me-deactivated20161)

snaics:

saltwatersapphy:

snaics:

snaics:

snaics:

snaics:

snaics:

snaics:

snaics:

snaics:

wee snaw

wee snaw

wee snaw

wee snaw

wee snaw

wee snaw

wee snaw

wee snaw

snaw wee

you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it.

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supermoclel:

thatonesuperwholockian:

supermoclel:

oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak

…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.

listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about

(via maybeiwasserious)

professorsethdimensionjumper:

professorsethdimensionjumper:

“Oh man this person has a stand”
“this doll is a stand”
“THIS FUCKING CAR IS A STAND”
“OH WELL FUCKIN LOOK AT THAT THE WHOLE FUCKING TOWN WAS A STAND”

the fuck is next? The sun is a stand?

OH FUCK YOU JJBA

(via takamoris)