so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy“ and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class
I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep.
Anonymous: Just a heads up, but bofa is used as in the term "both of them balls in the mouth" or "bo-fa-dem balls in the mouth". that ask was a troll ask probably.
I just want every communist/socialist to read The Tragedy of the Commons
Actually professor Bofa disproved that concept in regards to communism and human nature ages ago.
Source? Because a quick google search of first “professor bofa” brought up nothing, then “professor bofa tragedy of the commons” also brought up nothing nor did “professor bofa human nature”
I told my homecoming date I’m just going to wear sweatpants to the dance and his reaction was ‘okay just let me know what color sweatpants so my tie can match’
Anonymous: Just a heads up, but bofa is used as in the term "both of them balls in the mouth" or "bo-fa-dem balls in the mouth". that ask was a troll ask probably.
