saladsaladnovski:

gayray:

21 pilots was created by the government to permanently close your third eye

damn… they got ‘em.

(via takamoris)

canadianstereotype:

canadianstereotype:

yeah i know my alphabet: a, b, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, lmao, p…

this was supposed to be a funny joke but i just realized i actually forgot c and my life is in shambles

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1atula:

1atula:

1atula:

guys im going to cr y

my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla

my parents got me the license plate icarla

i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country

GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME

MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT

GUYS

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for

(via dangerousbride)

gotchi:

killuav:

That bunny from zootopia was mad curvy…

(via abarnath)

jordans-trash-blog169:

lousypunk:

vapelord4000:

transkafka:

ronald reagan died without knowing about bofa…

who is ronald regean

bofa deez nuts

all three of these blogs are deactivated and i honestly couldn’t ask for a better post

(via timurmurtazin)

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

i have no good posts today im sorry guys

(via jasminesworld)

boysbooksandbandsohmy:

bluescreenofthedead:

faceboored:

CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart as is gonna ruin your life

(via timurmurtazin)