verdantgnostic:

premiium:

critink:

force-recon:

*Unemployed^

Let’s go through the list, shall we?

  • Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
  • Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
  • Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro”  (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
  • Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.

reblogging for the well researched and accurate shut down, good work mate

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343,358 notes5 years ago

mustardelbow:

catswithbenefits:

my goal in life is to be as cool as nick from jimmy neutron  

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he looks like a mexican sasuke

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174,813 notes5 years ago

unit03:

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

“you’re an adult now”

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“you need to choose a career”

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“you need to make your own doctor’s appointment”

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“your meat is huge and you look good as hell”

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1,193,368 notes5 years ago

christmas drinking game

eggnogf:

eggnogf:

take a shit every time someone is opening presents and says “i got A box! yay!”

THIS HAS BEEN GETTING NOTES ALL DAY AND I ONLY JUST LEARNED THAT THIS SAYS SHIT AND NOT SHOT

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141,542 notes5 years ago

haemus:

astrology says my pussy is tight

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233,447 notes5 years ago

chazberry:

softconnor:

mangohue:

@ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened

if you think i’m gonna eat frozen toothpaste you are Mistaken 

this forces me to believe that you’ve either never had mint ice cream or have never brushed your teeth

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225,733 notes5 years ago

loloman23:

slimetony:

doomybot:

slimetony:

missyhumes:

dongboss:

cuckroach:

you know when you’re rubbing your eye and hit the g spot n it makes you go blind for a couple seconds

yeah if I don’t rub my eye I cant cum

Stopppppp

I am so sick of you two

I’ll make this quick:.

Doomybot don’t do it!!! They’re just kids!!

it;s for the best

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2,748 notes5 years ago

conksucker:

oncelerswaifu:

when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouth’s of all my victims

when

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378,777 notes5 years ago

atheistjapanesesocialist:

burdmom:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

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They fucking killed him

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603,376 notes5 years ago
erratticusfinch:
“ plinktheivories:
“ blind-force-trauma:
“ karlmarxsthrussy:
“ blind-force-trauma:
“ postconstructivism:
“ blind-force-trauma:
“ postconstructivism:
“ blind-force-trauma:
“ postconstructivism:
“ blind-force-trauma:
“No it...

erratticusfinch:

plinktheivories:

blind-force-trauma:

karlmarxsthrussy:

blind-force-trauma:

postconstructivism:

blind-force-trauma:

postconstructivism:

blind-force-trauma:

postconstructivism:

blind-force-trauma:

No it isn’t.

stage one: denial

Reality isn’t denial lmfao.

stage two: anger

You’re the angry little bitch here.

still in stage two

Aww, the little toddler can only count to 2!

You’re still in stage two

So like are you gonna ever get onto an actual point or are you just gonna keep repeating yourself because you have none?

stage 3: bargaining

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Stage 4: Depression

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