gruene-teufel:

ghdl-41:

if you’re irish and you complain about britain “erasing culture” but can’t even speak the language/ don’t know shit about ireland before 1910 then just shut your cakehole nobody cares

Them being Irish and not being able to speak the language/not knowing shit about Ireland before 1910 is a direct result of Britain erasing culture, you goddamn Vitamin D-deficient circus clown

(via silver-tongues-blog)

cixitas:

cixitas:

cixitas:

most of the metric system is great and all but honestly fuck celsius

lemme explain smthn: farenheit is human-centered.

in celsius, you have to use the dumb fucking scale of “0 = ???, 40 = hot as shit” like damn that’s some exponential curve stuff

but with farenheit it’s simple af. 0 is v cold. 100 is v hot. the end.

celsius makes sense for water, but am i water? no, im human.

stop being smug for using a shit temperature system.

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korolevcross:

magnechamp:

korolevcross:

popinloopy:

just-shower-thoughts:

An infinite number of $1 bills and an infinite number of $20 bills would be worth the same

they’re actually worth nothing because you’ve devalued the currency so much

nothing is still the same as nothing

Fucker

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swampgallows:

sebastian–vael:

You:

Me:

why are you roasting yourself like this

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lisavanderpump:

rickyskaggs:

nyagga:

rickyskaggs:

2017 is the year we find love

even the uglies?

Especially us uglies

(via drewsgroove)

moonlandingwasfaked:

megapope:

officialunitedstates:

hetaliagirl104:

officialunitedstates:

things I know about brazil:

• jungle
• jesus statue

The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine 

i didn’t think it was possible for this post to get any worse

(via abarnath)

crimewave420:

weeddaddy:

weeddaddy:

weeddaddy:

i need an app like tinder just to find people to smoke wit

i’m patenting this shit and calling it “buds”

fellow weedheads, who will kickstart this

“Ahh yes brothere let us meet up and toke together mayhaps you can point me in the direction of your ‘plug’ as they put it roflmao”

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