lamefuckboy:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

how he gon ask me for all I got

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513,007 notes7 years ago

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

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this is not what i want to be remembered for

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601,830 notes7 years ago

zeldaux:

lujuria:

DONT DELETE CAPTIONS//OTHER PEOPLE’S COMMENTS

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180,727 notes7 years ago

concentration-lamp:

awalkofdesire:

concentration-lamp:

Everybody went through that stage when they first joined Tumblr where they were embarrassingly comfortable with adding shitty comments to everything they reblogged.

OMG TOTALLY HAHA!!! XD

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285,785 notes7 years ago
mmkayn:
“ vastderp:
“ lalaland1212:
“ theatre-whovian:
“ vastderp:
“ Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted...

mmkayn:

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

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807,975 notes7 years ago

rrueplumet:

why are 90% of urls attached to popular text posts deactivated?  is someone picking them off, assassin style, or have these users won their freedom from this website, gladiator style

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259,223 notes7 years ago

incurablyawesome:

buddhabob:

quinnf4brays:

lucyforpromqueen:

quinnf4brays:

there are animals called dikdiks

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pronounced.. dick-dicks?

no pronounced xylophone

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421,472 notes7 years ago

PSA: TFW JOKES AND TFW NO GF POSTS ARE NOT FUNNY ANY MORE!

mellotron:

cophate:

THIS INCLUDES FEELS GUY POSTS

GET BETTER HUMOR

thank you

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29,401 notes7 years ago
hunnybeats:
“ windyd0rks:
“ THIS JUST HAPPENED ON MY DASH AND IT’S GLORIOUS
”
oh mY GOD
”

hunnybeats:

windyd0rks:

THIS JUST HAPPENED ON MY DASH AND IT’S GLORIOUS

oh mY GOD

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167,388 notes7 years ago

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

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737,845 notes7 years ago