Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want
this a lie
im literally dating this girl
this a lieshe dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this
why wont you bump into me on the street and ask for my number and take me out for coffee and fall in love with me what am i doing wrong
I can’t bump into you if you don’t go outside
touché
(via frostedpuffs)
His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD
This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets
Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥
i think about this post a lot. like, when you put something up on tumblr, you can never really be sure what’s going to happen to it - what comments will get attached to it, what reblog chains will gain critical mass, what kind of weird tumblr subcultures your gifs will get reblogged into.
and then we have this. this is a gifset of a cute moment from a pixar movie. of an infant mike wazowski finding a small coin and lamenting his lack of any pockets to store it in. when this person torrented monsters university, when they loaded these frames into photoshop, when they sharpened each frame one by one, did they know? did they know that shortly after expelling these gifs into the universe they would become a magnet for daddys-rainbow-princess, mister-daddy, and babygirl-in-daddys-world?
knowing what they know now, if they had the choice to go back to that moment when their finger hovered over the m key as the cursor in the pirate bay search bar blinked, would they type the rest of the word? if they had the power to go back in time and not make this gifset, thereby sparing the world from seeing a bunch of daddy kinksters opine about pockets on a goddamn pixar gifset, would they?
(via abarnath)
no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday
can you check in the back
(via whatevenisaquid)
people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
*they’re
congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps
(via takamoris)
for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet
sorry that color is #2C4762
Tumblrs is #2B4864
Actually, it’s coral blue #3
(via funfetti-cakke)
- if you are a vegan
- great!
- tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
- but if you ever
- ever
- tell me that im a killer
- or try to make me feel bad
- for eating meat
- i
- will
- eat
- you
ok but consider this: you should feel bad.
ok but consider this: i WILL eat you
(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)