urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

urieking:

OH NO THIS GUY I USED TO HAVE A THING WITH FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I HAVE TO DELETE SO MANY SUBTWEETS HELP

OHHHHH NOOOOO HE TEXTED ME I WASNT FAST ENOUGH OH MY GOD

OH NOOOOO IT GOT WORSE 

I HAVE MADE THINGS SO MUCH WORSE HELP I AM IN THIS HOLE SO DEEP

OH NO

(via kalianos)

overtextposts:

koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

koblala:

never-kill-on-the-first-date:

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

• 

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

(via firesuperstar)

supermoclel:

computerwar:

simonjadis:

loudmouthed:

what if for every note you got on your posts tumblr paid you $1

why is there a can of redbull edited in

OP took their 400 grand and left this place for good

Godspeed buddy

(via abarnath)

themarginistoosmall:

miniathor:

twobrothersandthecavillry:

hunterxheroici:

pewpewpewbowties:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

happybutts:

peacocks look like they speak french

i swear this entire website is on drugs

what is it fucking supposed to mean

*climbs up the Eiffel tower* *screams*
OMELETTE AU FROMAGE

(Source: llamasaremybestfriends, via slapmango)

Characters you should never kill off in books because your fandom will literally never forgive you:

trenchcoatsexual:

trenchcoatsexual:

• beloved pets
• only 1 twin

yes, joanna kathleen rowling, i made this post specifically for you

(via maybeiwasserious)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

there is so much tragedy in the world like war and starvation and the outfits that disney channel actors wear 

please everyone a moment of silence

(via maybeiwasserious)