mr-zuipperpips:

death–420:

mr-zuipperpips:

thebootymeister3000:

mr-zuipperpips:

moontouched-moogle:

the-x-button:

death–420:

why do ppl try to greentext on tumblr

it’s just become ingrained in social media in recent years

people do it on facebook, people do it on youtube, people do it on twitter, etc

it’s less about the text being green now, it’s used everywhere online because people just seem to be so used to it to get points across

The specific manner in which greentext stories were related has pretty much solidified “>” as being associated with a particular form of syntax. It’s like how typing without punctuation or capitalization now carries an implicit mood or meaning.

why do ppl try to respond intellectually to death–420’s posts

>being mad at this fucking shit

>implying I have emotions

stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop

Jeez. Why is this still here. Delete this shit. Delete it. I beg of you.

>thinking deleting a post will magically unfuck shit up

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708 notes6 years ago

romangod:

somethingtolose-somethingtoprove:

romangod:

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See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET.

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332,066 notes6 years ago

otterboxes:

otterboxes:

I’m never making another text post again

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213,697 notes6 years ago

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

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879,185 notes6 years ago

annalisekeatting:

procrastimonium:

gracielovesjesus:

misterelguapo:

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

This is disgusting bigotry against Christians at its finest.

I love the part where this post never mentioned Christians but you saw the word homophobe and jumped to your own defense anyways.

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965,590 notes6 years ago

konkeydongcountry:

kyousayas:

stop making sports anime with boys and make sports anime with girls

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44,027 notes6 years ago
ghostieguyshalloweenurlmmmspooky:
“ i remember this as the first shitpost i saw on tumblr, or more specifically, the one that made me delete my first blog
”

ghostieguyshalloweenurlmmmspooky:

i remember this as the first shitpost i saw on tumblr, or more specifically, the one that made me delete my first blog

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72,963 notes6 years ago

jennyatsdcc:

tavidan:

shameglobe:

fyeah-hetalia:

You know what show had the biggest plot twist ever? 

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I had absolutely no clue Blue was a girl

meaning my entire childhood was spent shipping two female dogs

I had a lesbian dog otp at the age of 5 omfg

Magenta is a boy

what the fuck

blue’s clues took assigned gender colors and told society to suck it

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425,046 notes6 years ago

white-claudia:

ask-and-rp-nick-twdg:

white-claudia:

Why do anti-sjws always talk like metal gear bosses

“I will free the world from the tyrannical grip of the feminists!”

“Snake! I’ll show you what real justice is!”

What…? Anti SJW’s and Anti-feminists are not synonymous. The difference between them is that SJW’s are pushy, and hate on people who are not POC or trans or anything but straight… Feminists claim to represent equality.. There are more bad feminists than good ones from what I’ve seen, but I haven’t seen ONE reasonable SJW.

Now, you just sound like an idiot. Do I sound like some character from a video game- …. Don’t answer that, the account I’m putting this opinion on is irrelevant. I’m just saying, you are sounding like a generalizing asshole. I know you’re trying to be “funny” and all, but some people will take that seriously. It’s tumblr.

There are crazy people everywhere. People will be offended, maybe even hate you for it. Are some anti-SJWs like that? YES. Absolutely. But hey, one word can make a strong impact, and I’m just here to say, watch what you say when surrounded by the people who you are generalizing. Unless you WANT to start something, then knock yourself out. I’m so sorry for this long ass thing, I was just getting it out.

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12,119 notes6 years ago
pinkiepony:
“ i-just-really-like-john-green:
“ pinkiepony:
“ I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER
I regret middle school
”
calm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.
”
WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK
WHO THE FUCK
BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST
”

pinkiepony:

i-just-really-like-john-green:

pinkiepony:

I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER
I regret middle school

calm down there, ebony dark’ness dementia raven way.

WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK
WHO THE FUCK
BROUGHT BACK THE DIARY POST

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532,632 notes6 years ago