Describe your main OC in one gif

bleedshark:

reisartjunk:

ramtrak:

sugaryviolet:

harmonscorner:

godasenpai:

combthecombel:

shikylusion:

the-gore-queen:

unzieandfreaks:

the-mad-badger:

timelordsage:

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das Penny

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Violet

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Emi

every one of my ocs ever, shut up

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Name your child Godfrey. Even if girl. They’ll get called God for short.

Tfw finally succeeding in making a pizza with only  a fry pan

I want a wife that is willing to wrestle with me on a regular basis so the kids never know when the “uh, no sweetie, mommy and daddy are only wrestling” thing is a lie.

not-reality:

fiddlemod:

not-reality replied to your post:If I ever offer you a slice of my pizza it means…

Give me pizza.

Wow weren’t you already engaged? Like, to a girl?
Besides, we’re family Jade.

Yeah I know but I just want pizza.

Bro-lifehack: Just put the pizza on the table so Jade can unsuspectingly “steal it”

That way she won’t be being proposed to. B/

(Source: siebewastaken, via nephritedblog)