hey um. i have questions

official-mugi:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

maggiekarp2:

unicornlordart:

orangekissess:

sunnysundown:

orangekissess:

titee-sona:

why is this deadass bimbofication fetish art

do yall even know how many men are going to masturbate to this

do you

know

I love how this is implying one of the most heavily fetishized people on tumblr isn’t being masturbated to already. 

small brain: bimbofication

medium brain: she’s dressed like the lesbian flag

large brain: they literally said it’s to raise money for breast cancer research and awareness is associated wi-

giant interrupting flying brain: LESBIMBO

anything smaller than basketballs doesn’t earn the bimbofication classification tbh fam

I’m gonna jerk off to her

(Source: titty-sona, via owny-chan)

roachpatrol:

perspicaciousembroiderist:

consolecadet:

shrikestrike:

moggiepillar:

i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

This is the kinda brooding i WANNA see

#so this behavior basically translates to nonstop cuddling of offspring and vocal aggression towards anything that tries to prevent that #tbh i would be delighted to see male protagonists do just this sort of thing (via starfoozle)

I just had to explain what I was cackling at to my roommate. It automatically passes the Laugh Rule.

She found her reluctant fiance, Erstad, brooding out on the rainy moors. 

“Is that a baby rabbit?” she asked, observing his huddled form. 

“IT’S SIX BABY RABBITS AND YOU CAN’T TOUCH THEM,” replied Ernstad, contriving to look twice his usual size and at least three times his usual fierceness. 

“Whoah okay damn,” she said, and backed away. 

(via kalianos)

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST …

shovel2:

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

(via not-the-conversation-starter)