conspicuouslad:

changemodomega:

adurot:

changemodomega:

adurot:

changemodomega:

Okay I understand upselling, but if the burger without bacon and the burger with bacon are seperate menu items can you please stop asking me if I want bacon every single goddamn time I order the non-bacon version

Ask me if I want a side of mozzarella dippers! Ask me if I want a dessert! Ask me if I want to try the new insert new thing here! That’s legitimate upselling!

This just really disproportionately bugs me for some reason.

Why would you ever not goose bacon?! Bacon is amazing!

Because fast food places consistently don’t cook it well enough.

Bacon should be bordering on charred.

You are a monster.

“Boy I sure do like strips of half-cooked fat in my burger” - A crazy person.

The fat is the tasty part! I don’t like my bacon covered in ash.

Charred bac.. look, I’m keeping it laissez faire when it comes to burgers but

(Source: its-changemod, via conspicuouslad)

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

blazing-forge:

blair-witch-official:

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

he fuckin right doe

That thing is an abomination against chili dogs.

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

official guide to :3 and how to deal with them

king-wewuz:

:3 =a friend, trustworthy

:3c =mischeavous but ultimatly harmless, also trustworthy

;3 =wants somewthing from you, approach with caution

>:3 =deviant, caution advised

>:3c =unpredictable and potentially dangerous trickster, extreme caution advised

:^3 =deranged and dangerous madman, do not approach under any circumstance

>:^3c =the antichrist, bringer of the apocalypse, herald of the end, there is nothing you can do, surrender

ɔƐ: = You are so fucked.

(Source: joey-wheeler-official, via funfetti-cakke)