prokopetz:

seelcudoom:

cryptid-quartz:

Toucans are pretty weird, right?

I mean look at them, they’re all fucking beak.

But they get weirder.

Have you ever seen a toucan skull?

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS THING THEIR BEAK IS TALLER THAN THEIR ENTIRE FUCKING SKULL

@thestalkerbunny toucan lich

It gets worse:

Without the added volume of feathers, a toucan’s beak is the size of the whole rest of its body put together. They are literally and without exaggeration 50% beak by volume.

(via silver-tongues-blog)

dont-feed-the-rover:

angst-in-space:

my friends and i were watching this weird animated version of rudolph the red-nosed reindeer last night and this one reindeer looked exactly like bakugou

I hope you don’t mind but I photoshopped it

(via pseudonymouslps)

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

 it’s been years and I haven’t stopped thinking about how in Iowa City there’s a Mexican restaurant called Cactus and it was always too full bc ppl love it so they opened another one right down the street and called it Cactus 2

which is LITERALLY the opening setup to the spongebob movie?????

LIKE

(via firesuperstar)

the real four dnd archetypes

f0rgemaster:

scope-dogg:

pansexualkiba:

1) beautifully constructed, thoughtfully named, you’ve had this character for five years, and it is only now that you have a medium to express them through. twenty pages of backstory and lore, you probably lovingly crafted a costume or a token to fully bring them to life.

2) it’s you, but you’re now a warlock or a paladin or some shit.

3) Its Joke (ex. Boo Boo the Chaotic Good Barbarian, Dio Brando but as a dryad, etc.)

4) Real Ass People (ex. Hatsune Miku, Barack Obama, Hulk Hogan, etc.)

hatsune miku real

5) characters sole existence is to drive dm crazy and break the game (pun pun)

(via civveon)

shitpost-senpai:

Japanese mascots come in three flavors

Adorable:

Comical:

And Condensed Nightmares:

(via micchy-did-nothing-wrong)

gay-bananamancer:

eggcup:

hmm? what’s that? oh, you don’t like my seeds? *evolves into a fruit that bears no seeds but is now a monoculture that is especially susceptible to pests and disease* how about that idiot 

Don’t vague post about bananas you scum

(via chefpyro)